10-3-09
William the Unwavering is the only player on the team at this point without a single SPP.
He is also the only player on the team without a bio and for good reason; he's boring.
He's boring the fans, he's boring the team, he's even boring that little guy that walks around all the time trying to sell everyone peanuts.
He doesn't deserve a bio. A bio is something that must be earned, sought after, achieved.
You don't get recognized for doing nothing.
Chadwick Mace at least kicked his teammate in the taint. That got someones attention.
Maybe... yeah, William needs to kick someone in the taint!