Ah good old Rangers (pronounced ran-jerz) - a distinctly average Chilean 1st division side hailing from the suburbs of Santiago. Named as a result of Scottish expat influence in the South American country, like many football teams in the region, but without the illustrious past.

Despite this, Rangers proved himself something of a heavyweight after killing none other than Ripper Bolgrot with a boot in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3056946">this game</a>. Twas a noble achievement indeed, with Mr_Foulscumm's apo deciding not to try too hard. Will there be more star players to fall under his dainty winklepickers?