Da Chopinator is an orc from the future sent back to kill a certain player, who in the future will create a team so terrifying it will spawn others just like it and in time will rule all of the Blood Bowl league. The small number of teams who have not been subjugated by 'Skynet' banded together and in secret plotted to send one of their best back in time to prevent this.

Unfortunately Da Chopinator was there during their one only attempt, whilst picking his nose he was nudged, causing him to trip on a small goblin and stumble into the portal. Thus, the future is in his hands. Bye-bye future.