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Ritza is suicidal even for a goblin. He enjoys throwing himself and has had to be saved from a particulary ill tempered black orc by the teams appotichary who scraped the mangled remains off the pitch and managed to get him back in shape using only cellotape and a single toothpick. moments later his efforts turned out to be in vain as Mr Switchnob was trampled by the spiked boot of yet another nasty Orc and had to be carried off the pitch in a bucket.
He lives on to fight (die) another day