Freshman - majoring in physical therapy. Shady is actually a retarded pig owned by LOu-kus dUH-plurh. LOu-kus hits it in the head with a board to get it's attention. "Slim" - as his make-believe rhinoceros friends call him - thinks he IS Golbly Gogre... and seeing as he did better on the entrance exam than LOu-kus - who's to argue with a retarded pig that wants to be a mascot that is the unholy union of an ogre and a gopher? Go on with your bad self, Slim Shady!

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