Mad as a bag of rabid dingoes, Ali is often found talking to his toes. Talking with Ali often leaves people disoriented and feeling rather queesy. This is likely due to his constantly gyrating eyes and jarring voice which alternates in volume without warning.
Often likened to a cat trapped in a room on a floor of defibrilators, Ali has true blitzer potential.

Talents: Unpredictability makes Ali one to watch out for on the pitch. Likely to attempt plays that others would balk at.