Despite the name `old Ali`, Ali is in fact only 25 years old. Many years of hard toil in the desert have reduced his once youthful and handsome face to something that resembles old beef jerky or 2 week old kebab meat. The only way to vent his frustration at being uglier than a camels hind quarters is by being the most viscious thug to ever touch a ball.

Talents: Natural aggression and petty minded vindictiveness rarely seen outside of a retirement home bingo night will perhaps gain Ali the edge in the ground blitz game.