Simon used to be a linesman for the human team Flyers of Fire. He amounted a respectable 5 games but never any SPP before he was killed against the brutal Dwarven team the Gunpowder Lads. Simon is the brother of the Zombie River - not that either of them know they're related anymore. Becoming a Ghoul is Simon's chance to prove himself superior to his sister - who used to be a talented thrower, but is now merely a Zombie...