Sister of Dark Elf squad D.D.D.'s linesman Eurynome.

Eirwen showed her true potential in G.G.G.'s second game against Human team Boy's Brigade. Eirwen opened her account by scoring the first touchdown of the game, giving G.G.G. a lead which they never lost. To finish the game, while Human Blitzer Buster was seeking her out for vengeance just before the final whistle, his clumsy block was transformed into a sharp elven knee into human reproductive organs and the bullying Blitzer was badly hurt. Eirwen is on the verge of real talent now.

After all Eirwen's promise during G.G.G.'s second game, a great deal was expected in their third match up against Chaos Dwarf side Hellbent Cavers. Unfortunately despite being given a golden opportunity to complete her triumvirate and have a pass, casualty and touchdown to her name, Eirwen completely messed up the entire situation. This set the tone for a dire first half that almost saw the Hellbent Cavers score when they were supposed to be defending. Eirwen has begged for a second chance - only time will tell if she'll get it.