Current Season: Sophomore

Freshman stats:
Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp
12 0 0 0 0 2 10
Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
0 6 1 6

The effect this player has on TCU matches does not show up on the stat sheet. Carvers don't get credit for bloodshed and mayhem caused by their Blaydez. Following the Hawaii match, where he earned his second MVP, Juke took the face of a fallen Dragon Warrior: Victor Clore. He started wearing this "mask", and the Foul Appearance (not to mention the stench!) really started affecting his opponents.

This effect has been felt nowhere more than on the campus of the Mihn'eeSOH'tah Goblen Gogres. The Gogres were very tentative around "Dat tEEng wiff da ELF fayce an dat SAW!!!!" About halfway through the match, the frustrated Gogre coach (tired of repeating that whole phrase to make sure the dim-witted beasts knew which one he was talking about) just started yelling out "FACE!!!". The Gogres suffered 4 casualties that match at the hands of the Mutated Minos. Following the injury to LEHstur "BEEGie" muHNn (No one is really sure whether he died as a result of the block or during Juke's actions afterwards), Juke used his saw to claim yet another horrible trophy. The Gogres nearly blew the win. Watching the Fling Carver run around with his arm's sticking out LEHstur's ears and carrying his saw was just too disturbing for them.

LEHstur "BEEGie" muHNn's death was celebrated on the Mihn'eeSOH'tah campus in a very unexpected way. Apparently, LEHstur had a bad habit of punting goblins after doing keg stands in the Quad. Being on the Blood Bowl squad also allowed him some notoriety on the campus. Being quite the player, he used his position to make out with several "ladies", regardless of whether they had boyfriends or not.

When Juke claimed his prize, the crowd erupted into a frenzied roar at the demise of such a detested guy! The near riot after the match ended in an Ice Cream social at the GAMM-muh al-FUH SEECK-muh (G.A.S.) fraternity house. A statue commemorating the historic fatality was erected in FACE's honor in the Quad to discourage future would-be Girlfriend poachers/Goblin punters.