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Tired of life as a slow, short, and slightly dimwitted dwarf, Asterix Montana
decided that enough was enough. No more being the butt of jokes he could no
longer understand. No more stumbling onto the pitch hungover from another night
of drowning his sorrows in ale. From now on, he was going to shamble. Trading in
his beer for some BRAINNNSSS, Asterix deserted his former team, Valaya's
Grudgebearers.