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Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Block (30k)
Was heard whining about "Lags" and "Spikes" after getting 2 double skulls first half. Of course the bad connection was the only reason - he declared -, why he was outscored by 'Teh deadli Hunta', who everyone knows is a utter b00n.
In a deciding clan war, he showed his critics. First half he not only knocked down and stunned an attacking mummy, but when ball came free thrown in from the crowd he grabbed it and scored, showing impressive sprinting abilities. "Y0!" he heaved, gasping for breath "Don't ever call me fat again!"
"But U R TEH FAT! LIKE SHADOW!!1!1!" Efil_Girl shouted as the the opponent was lining up to kick for the second half. The kick went into the crowd and the Ghoul came to grab the ball from the ref, Crusha just smacked her aside and took the ball for himself, walking uncontested over the nearly empty field.