Although Ejahculate has managed to stay alive as captain of the Express, which is a good sign - unfortunately he hasn't managed to do too much else. Generally he can be found boneheading around for half a match or so on the wrong side of the field before he wakes up and remembers where he is... presently he is undergoing intense mental training to improve his concentration and uplift his state-of-mind.

So far the training seems to be working wonders and instead of boneheading, hes bonecrunching..