After the Muskrats' first game, the team held tryouts for a new lineman position. The only one that showed up was a man by the name of Lucas. Apparently, no one wanted to play with a team that beats up on poor, defenseless halflings and super-dense trees. Lucas was hired on the spot. The team didn't know that Lucas suffered from Tourette's Syndrome until, when asked his name, the man said... well, he said something not repeatable. Captain Grips entered his name as "Greasy Bunt", which is close to what Lucas said, and took him out to practice.

<b>[[Game 4]]</b>
After three games, Greasy Bunt has had to retire because of a niggling injury. It was caused in 2-2 draw against another human team. Bunt was given the MVP of the game, though no one knows why. When questioned, he called out a loud and long epithet of curse words we can't repeat here.