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Little Miss World of Goo
#2
Witch Elf
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
12
B
7
P
7
F
1
G
1
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
1
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
1
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Frenzy
Jump Up
<i>“The last of the Goo Balls discovered... the giant lady thing was a living electric generator.
And that BEAUTY was a highly reactive liquid chemical.
Like gasoline.
Or turpentine.
For years, her Beauty juice powered the entire world!
But as the world grew older, so did she.
And when her Beauty dried up, so did her electrical output.
Until tonight...!
With fabulous new cosmetic surgery options, and a raw new BEAUTY PRODUCT injected DIRECTLY INTO HER FOREHEAD, the signs of age melted away!
...even though she couldn’t move her face because of all the chemicals, the BEAUTY GENERATOR WAS BACK!
A truly sustainable energy solution!
All around the world, lights glowed brighter!
Power meters spun faster!
Electrical lines surged with youthful energy!
...a factory opens in the south...” </i>
And that BEAUTY was a highly reactive liquid chemical.
Like gasoline.
Or turpentine.
For years, her Beauty juice powered the entire world!
But as the world grew older, so did she.
And when her Beauty dried up, so did her electrical output.
Until tonight...!
With fabulous new cosmetic surgery options, and a raw new BEAUTY PRODUCT injected DIRECTLY INTO HER FOREHEAD, the signs of age melted away!
...even though she couldn’t move her face because of all the chemicals, the BEAUTY GENERATOR WAS BACK!
A truly sustainable energy solution!
All around the world, lights glowed brighter!
Power meters spun faster!
Electrical lines surged with youthful energy!
...a factory opens in the south...” </i>
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