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Mr. Niceguy is really, really ... nice! He's probably the nicest guy you will ever meet! Although ... he has a dark side (a nice dark side). Mr. Niceguy is a playful scamp and just loves to pinch things. Luckily for him, he is blessed with wicked ninja skillz, which allow him to move undetected through time and space and steal things before the owner even realizes they are gone.
He's so good that he could steal the underwear you are wearing, without you even realizing. In fact, while you were reading this, he stole your wallet and has transferred all the money from your bank account. Although, he will give half of it back, because he's such a nice guy!
He is particularly fond of pinching certain inflatable items that are egg-shaped, although, because he's so nice, he promises not to disturb the air currents around you as he snaffles it. He also promises not to celebrate after he scores a touchdown, so as not to make you feel bad.
What an incredibly nice guy! "Yoink!"