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[X2] NOT a Dwarf Team
Harald Svart
#8
Bull Centaur
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
27
B
30
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
Block
Harald used to be an official in the House of Ambassadors which is a quite prestegious house to hold a position in for any chaos dwarf. It might sound surprising, that the chaos dwarfs, which are fiercely nationalistic and in favour of ethnic cleaning of all other races, would employ ambassadors, but this is easily explained, as a chaos dwarf ambassador isn't quite the same as what most other civilized races would consider an ambassador, as a chaos dwarf ambassador is less of a diplomat and more of a combined slavemaster and raider. Harald would have made a fine ambassador by the standards of nearly any other of the civilized races, but his unnatural gentle nature and strong empathy for others, have made him ill-suited as a raider and a slavemaster, which leaves very few respectable positions left, for a chaos dwarf. The last drop was when Harald thought up a charter for the rights of slaves, which promptly got him demoted from his previous position and put on the Blood Bowl team, in the hopes that the violent sport would trigger his natural bloodlust, so that he might re-enter society agin, with a mindset that would allow him to be productive.

Initially Harald found great joy in playing Blood Bowl, very much enjoying the finer points of the sports, especially catching and scooping up the ball while running at great speeds. This was rather hard, as Harald, and all bullcentaurs, posses little agility, not to mention that they can't even come close to reacing the ground and picking up the ball with their stubby little arms, and Harald's initial attempts at retrieving the ball was met with failure, which frustrated Harald immensely. However, after many attempts, Harald finally got the hang of being able to pick up the ball despite his short arms, by making a sort of slide past the ball, and so was able to score a massive 2 touchdowns in one game versus a human team! When the game was over, just after Harald had scored the second touchdown, saving his team from a humiliating defeat at the hands of a human team, Harald, Overjoyed at the experience, galloped towards the dugout of the opposing team, wanting to swap jeresey! However, instead of being openly welcomed by what he thought was his fellow peers and sportsmen, Harald was heckled and there was not a single player willing to trade jereseys. Embittered by this experience, Harald has since been working on his blocking skills rather than his ball-handling, and so it appears, that criminally insane chaos dwarfs, may be cured by Blood Bowl theraphy, after all.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2010-07-04
-
2
-
1
-
8
2010-08-09
-
-
-
1
-
2