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Did you know? Up until now, 1511097 players have died on the pitch.
Colin has developed into one of the star performers for Marshmallow Men after taking copious quantities of steroids in his early career.
After an early +ST, followed closely by block, he is becoming a reliable blitzer should Daisy choose to look at the buttercups instead of hitting players.
In his 12th game he surpassed himself by crippling Max Spleenripper with a vicious uppercut. Of course, it helped that the chaos star player fell on his chainsaw, but who remembers the details...