Despite her gender, Lise was respected by all in the village due to her knowledge of healing herbs, and was revered as a wise crone, and ought to have had as much say in village matters as the elders, some might have claimed. The casual observer might think that a horrible curse must have befallen Lise, but this is not so! Having been blessed by our Loving Father, Lise is now able to cure any ailment with a mere touch, and Lise is now finally treated by her own with the reveration that her cleansing powers have always deserved her! Before you stand stands not a mindless beast, but a being beautiful and pure, equal to any of her kind! You seem taken aback? Please, let me tell you of Equality, as I guarantee you, my good people, that you know too little of it!

<i>Excerpt of a public speech made by Einar Mikkelsen, Blood Bowl fan, Nurgle Cultist and Loving Father, now deceased.</i>