Haha! Amazing! Look at him! Barely a foot tall and nearly sawn in half by a chainsaw, Berthelsen is still fiercely defending his team-mate! Folks, I gurantee you, you don't see that kind of total commitment between teammates on any other team than on a Nurg- WOW! Look at that foul and STILL he sloshes right back up and is ready to take another one for the team! This is a testament for the joy and love that fills both Great Father Nurgle and all of his children for one anoth- OUCH! Well, it is Blood Bowl after all folks, I wouldn't expect to see Berthelsen again this half, and possibly not in the next game either, but it really isn't fair to expect someone who has just been reduced to a smear on the ground to get right back to playing, at least not for a week or so!

<i>Part of a match-commentary by the always impartial Stunty Leeg Commentator, Halfdan 'The Vile Pus-eye' Rasmussen.</i>