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Worst of the Worst
Messerschmidt
#2
Minotaur
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
931
B
315
P
0
F
0
G
55
Cp
0
In
3
Cs
28
Td
41
Mvp
3
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
200
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
200
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Wild Animal
Block
Break Tackle
Guard
Juggernaut
Stand Firm
Sure Hands
Ever since Messerschmidt won in the Grand Lottery of Altdorf, he has been exceedingly wealthy and has been able to cultivate his interest of the finer arts, well, sports, specifically Blood Bowl. Due to his vast fortune and the fact that Messerschmidt is <i>always</i> playing as the ball-carrier and even given the ball by his fellow players who are more likely to score a touchdown, it is rumoured that Messerschmidt is actually the owner of the team and that any player who 'steals' a touchdown from him will be fired from the team, and then trampled and gored to death.
The match where Messerschmidt kicked the bucket finally came. When the rookie minotaur scored his first touchdown and began training hard on his ball-handling skills, a lot of people laughed at him. Well, as far as those people go, the ones who laughed at Messerschmidt to his face got brutally trampled and gored to death, but those who had the good sense to laugh at Messerschmidt from afar, or to speak in pig-latin when they mocked him, those people may or may not have been proven wrong about the merits of a ball-carrying minotaur.
The match where Messerschmidt kicked the bucket finally came. When the rookie minotaur scored his first touchdown and began training hard on his ball-handling skills, a lot of people laughed at him. Well, as far as those people go, the ones who laughed at Messerschmidt to his face got brutally trampled and gored to death, but those who had the good sense to laugh at Messerschmidt from afar, or to speak in pig-latin when they mocked him, those people may or may not have been proven wrong about the merits of a ball-carrying minotaur.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Deflect
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2010-07-15
-
-
-
-
1
-
2
2010-07-21
-
1
-
-
1
-
5
2010-07-22
-
-
-
-
3
-
6
2010-07-25
-
-
-
-
2
-
4
2010-07-31
-
2
-
-
1
-
8
2010-08-03
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-08-06
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-08-10
-
1
-
-
1
-
5
2010-08-11
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-08-12
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-08-12
-
-
-
-
1
-
2
2010-08-14
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-08-15
-
1
-
-
-
1
7
2010-08-22
-
-
-
-
1
-
2
2010-08-25
-
1
-
-
2
-
7
2010-08-26
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-08-27
-
2
-
-
1
1
12
2010-08-29
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-08-31
-
2
-
-
-
-
6
2010-09-03
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-09-06
-
-
-
-
2
-
4
2010-09-11
-
2
-
1
3
-
14
2010-09-12
-
1
-
-
2
-
7
2010-09-29
-
2
-
-
1
-
8
2010-10-03
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-10-05
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-10-08
-
2
-
-
-
-
6
2010-10-11
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-10-23
-
2
-
1
-
-
8
2010-10-24
-
1
-
-
-
1
7
2010-10-25
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-10-27
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-10-28
-
1
-
1
1
-
7
2010-10-28
-
2
-
-
-
-
6
2010-10-29
-
1
-
-
2
-
7
2010-11-02
-
2
-
-
-
-
6
2010-11-09
-
2
-
-
3
-
12