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Worst of the Worst
Kristian Thulesen Dahl
#7
Renegade Human Lineman
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
7+
R
53
B
173
P
4
F
41
G
59
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
5
Td
2
Mvp
5
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
42
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
42
Injuries
-av, d, m
Skills
+ST
Block
Dirty Player
Kristian may appear somewhat unassuming compared to several of the other players on the team, but fact is, that, so far, Kristian is the only other player than Messerschmidt and Glistrup, a Troll and a Minotaur, who has been in every single match that the team has played, and if that isn't a sign of true grit, then you should consider that Kristian, more times than not, stands on the line of scrimmage when The Worst of the Worst is kicking off, and is second only to Glistrup in scrimmage duty attendence.
If not on the line of scrimmage, Kristian is usually hovering around Glistrup, reminding the troll not to wander off and when to punch someone in the face. If the victim somehow stays on the field after a block from Glistrup, Kristian merrily swoops in and adds in a kick.
In the team's 49th game an opponent finally managed to give Kristian a well-deserved beating, making The Worst's 50th game be the first game that Kristian isn't participating in. A record that is unlikely to ever be beaten. Other than by Glistrup, of course. If Glistrup had a sense of humor, and was able to understand things, then he'd laugh at the puny Kristian, as Glistrup hasn't had to sit a match out yet. To Kristian's credit however, Glistrup has had his ass saved more than a few times by his limbs and bones regenerating, something which Kristian's skull hasn't been able to do
If not on the line of scrimmage, Kristian is usually hovering around Glistrup, reminding the troll not to wander off and when to punch someone in the face. If the victim somehow stays on the field after a block from Glistrup, Kristian merrily swoops in and adds in a kick.
In the team's 49th game an opponent finally managed to give Kristian a well-deserved beating, making The Worst's 50th game be the first game that Kristian isn't participating in. A record that is unlikely to ever be beaten. Other than by Glistrup, of course. If Glistrup had a sense of humor, and was able to understand things, then he'd laugh at the puny Kristian, as Glistrup hasn't had to sit a match out yet. To Kristian's credit however, Glistrup has had his ass saved more than a few times by his limbs and bones regenerating, something which Kristian's skull hasn't been able to do
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Deflect
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2010-07-15
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-07-21
-
-
-
-
1
-
2
2010-08-03
-
1
-
-
-
-
3
2010-08-06
1
-
-
-
-
-
1
2010-08-11
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
2010-09-12
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
2010-10-11
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
2010-10-21
-
-
-
-
1
-
2
2010-10-29
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
2010-11-02
-
-
-
-
-
1
4
2010-11-09
-
-
-
-
1
-
2
2010-11-21
-
-
-
-
1
-
2
2010-12-04
-
-
-
-
1
-
2