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[FT] Your Webcomic Is Bad
Hathor the Cow Goddess
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Black Orc Blocker
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2
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Hathor the Cow Goddess (aka Heather Cushman-Dowdee) is a hippie, liberal, commie, helicopter mom of epic proportions. She shits out comic strips about, well...

These comic strips consist of Hathor (Heather with a cow mask), her children (one of them a baby constantly sucking on Hathor's tit), and her husband, who is always depicted wearing a mask, probably to hide his shame. Through these God awfully drawn piles of child abusing shit, Hathor manages to give other leftist hippie mothers (and their eunuch husbands) advice on all sorts of proper parenting techniques such as co-sleeping, breastfeeding in public, home births, unschooling, and NEVER LETTING YOUR KIDS OUT OF YOUR SIGHT EVAR!!! She also preaches feminist, nature oriented hippie politics and makes attacks on devil institutions such as doctors, scientists, and republicans. She disgusts even 4chan. Did we mention that she's been making this webcomic for nine years now?
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2010-09-19
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