PvP is as bland as Kurtz is huge which makes it very fuckin' bland. It's basically Garfield, with all that comparison implies. Despite some improvements in the art, it's been the same old weak gag strip that barely raises a chuckle, the kind that newspapers cream their jeans about getting on their "funnies" page. Which is pretty fucking laughable, since Kurtz hasn't even managed to give away this fucking cesspit. Maybe it's the videogame thing? Hardly, since nobody ever mentions videogames anymore. The slim veneer of "gaming webcomic" that it held at the start has been dropped, forgotten and ignored. You could say PvP should now stand for Pedestrian, vacant People instead. Only they're not all people! There's a giant blue guy who is The Stupid One and a talking cat who is either The Brain or Stewie Griffin depending on whether you like fantastic cartoons or terrible cartoons.

Back to the writing. You've basically got a bunch of two-dimensional archetypes. There's The Stupid One, like I said, and The Snarky One who is the comic foil for The Stupid One. The Long-Suffering Female, The Boss, The Child - these are not just simple labels, these are the entirety of their personalities. Brent is an art guy, he uses Apple stuff, he loves Apple stuff, oh God he can't get enough Apple stuff, lmao give me an iPhone, p.s. i love coffee and I always wear sunglasses ART MAC FAG.