User Friendly is a monstrous carbuncle upon the face of Creation. It is a fat, steaming turd that was dropped bodily into Eden by Satan's fiery dickhole. It is a gargantuan excrement that caused the flood, the death of the dinosaurs and evil itself. No, no - worse. It is a wart upon the Devil's own instrument, a bubonic pustule oozing thick, black pus and smelling like a hundred tons of shit in a one-ton shithouse. It is a wrinkled, decaying thing that is such a horror unto all living things that none can stomach even the knowledge of its existence, save for the festering maggots and lice that inhabit it, feeding from it and growing fat upon the slime and bile it produces.

Look at it. Fucking look at it. It is fucking terrible. You've got characters that are put together with the kind of grasp of basic human anatomy that's you'd expect a dim badger to have. The dialogue revolves around something that's supposed to be a joke based on management types being clueless. Only it reads more like programmer-types are the laziest, most worthless dregs of society you could imagine. He doesn't want to do his job! He's too busy playing video games! And he's the hero, not the comic relief! Ha ha ha! Ugh. It reads like Dilbert fanfiction.