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Christian is one of the original members of the team and like the rest of the original cast has a rather unusual name for a Slann. This is due to their shared shame, their spawning pool being contaminated by an Ogre taking a big fat shit in it, leaving the original cast to suffer from severe physical defects and irreperable brain damage due to literally being full of shit, which is made all too apparent when one of them suffers a casualty, showering the stands in more shit than an entire Nurgle team could possibly hope to.