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[FT] Your Webcomic Is Bad
Eric W. Schwartz
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There's a long list of things that should be grounds for murder, but sadly, aren't. Among these are referring to a webcomic as "online" in its title, calling your webcomic "an Internet tradition" because you were the first person stupid enough to post your glorified Looney Tunes porn on the Internet, posting said work on your site as a jaggedy, messed-up looking monochrome bitmap, making your principal character a full-grown nerd skunk with a shirt but no pants, making jokes about the character's lacking pants, and putting said skunk in a job at a porno studio. Indeed, Sabrina-Online commits all these sins.

Let's say Sabrina-Online had a "downfall" besides its very inception. That would be when Eric W. Schwartz founded his furry porn site, Fur After Dark, which I consider his "artist's website" due to the fact that Schwartz is really just a furry pornographer.

Sabrina Online began as a boring comic about a boring character. The target audience was far too specific; you had to be a furry, love Amigas, hate macs, like your toast well doneā€¦ Later (when the adventures-of-Sabrina's-shitty-Amiga were made less frequent) the audience became much more broad, as now all you needed to enjoy it was to be a furry and to enjoy big furry breasts.
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