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Dirty Player
Year: Junior
Position: Lineman
Status: Retired due to excessive demands on the Alumni slush fund.
Goober Bowl IX winner
Wonderbra Bowl X participant
Notes:
Perhaps the most pathetic DP who has ever lived -- he wears padded bunny slippers on the pitch . . .
Aged on his 2nd skill . . .
Retired after the 3rd match of his Junior year -- his strange desire to wear padded bunny slippers combined with his niggling injury finally forced the team to bench him before a match with very successful Big Beast Rival PainState. The coach had to ask himself the following question - is Hal Headstone worth 80 TV and a probable appearence by Ugroth Bolgrot and his chainsaw?
Fair well Hal.