At first he tryed playing baseball but he just almost made the passes, then a crutial momoent in his sports life ocured. A spectater heard him say "I almost made it," then the spectator shouted from the stands "almost only counts in horseshoes, handgranades, and atom bombs." Well horseshoes wasn't violent enough (they didn't let him thow the horseshoes at anybody!) so he moved on to hand grenades or rather bombs. If he decides to retire you may what to live in a nucular bomb shelter.