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Alvin with his 43 children
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Squig Slayer
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
15
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
33
XPP
0
SPP
33
Injuries
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Right Stuff
Stunty
Thick Skull
Dodge (30k)
Pro (30k)
Tackle (30k)
Alvin, he's a self-made man, or rather gnome. What can we say about him? Well,he's married to Katie, and that says enough. Alvin's got nothing to say at home. Katie's one of thos manwomen, and she's about 3 times the size of Alvin. Katie Wanted kids and Alvin just had to provide. At home Alvin's got next to nothing to say except when he'll do the dishes.
When their 15th kid was born, Katie decided Alvin didn't earn enough money and that he had to earn more and got him signed in on a lucrative bloodbowl contract. How she did it, noone knows (there's even some people that whisper about beating up The great gnome, chairman of the Gnomeville bloodbowl league), but Alvin gets a respectable sum for every minute he spends on that field during the game. the number of kids Alvin's provided up to now has been stressing his earnings now and Alvin needs to spend as much time as he can on the field.
So any coaches reading this, leave alvin alone, he's got kids to pay for.
When their 15th kid was born, Katie decided Alvin didn't earn enough money and that he had to earn more and got him signed in on a lucrative bloodbowl contract. How she did it, noone knows (there's even some people that whisper about beating up The great gnome, chairman of the Gnomeville bloodbowl league), but Alvin gets a respectable sum for every minute he spends on that field during the game. the number of kids Alvin's provided up to now has been stressing his earnings now and Alvin needs to spend as much time as he can on the field.
So any coaches reading this, leave alvin alone, he's got kids to pay for.
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2004-03-24
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-
-
1
-
2
2004-03-24
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-03-26
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-03-26
-
-
-
3
-
6
2004-03-27
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-03-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-03-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-03-29
-
-
-
1
-
2
2004-04-02
-
-
-
2
-
4
2004-08-29
-
1
-
-
-
3
2005-12-12
-
-
-
2
-
4
2006-08-08
-
-
-
1
-
2