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[4] Altdorf Elderly Gents Club
Sclerosis Steve
#2
Mummy
MA
3
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Mighty Blow
Regenerate
Stefan was one of the most notorious drinkers on the continent while he was alive, drinking 10 flagons a day at age 70. It's said his liver disintegrated while he was lying prone on the ground in his last match. So inebriated was Steve that day, that the alchohol in his bloodstream dried him out and pickled him. The undertakers just shrugged and embalmed him, burying him next to the distilery as per his dying wish.

Unfortunately the distillery built over the grave, so when Robbie came knocking on the door, Sclerosis Steve made quite a mess. After compensating the brewer with his super-mature vintage burial goods, he tagged along behind Robbie.
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