The Catcher in the Society, Rob dazzled the juniors - and quite a few ladies - with his tales of near-death scrapes, amazing plays and shocking turnarounds. When amongst his his pals, he also talked about how he was one of the most agressive Catchers in the league, regarding dodging as an alternative to violence. But applying this when you're 70 years old, or even just *walking out on the pitch* was probably not a good idea.

After being liberated from the loam by Robbie, he embarked on what was known as the 'Tour of Destruction within Reasonable Parameters'.