A Chaos Lord in life, Lord Andgren suffered a rather unfortunate mishap when he died that resulted in him getting buried near a crossroads. In the middle of a dunghill. After finally breaking out, he discovered he had no power to speak of. That was the second worst day of his unlife.

The first? Getting pressganged by a bunch of quite literally mouldy old OAPs. Upon realising they somehow played Blood Bowl, the Chaos lord saw a path to power. Soon, pitiful mortals worldwide will know the name LORD ANDGREN THE DESTROYER.

...After he's had a cookie or two...