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Bro Kin Aks
The Sitchamakation
#13
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
12
B
0
P
0
F
2
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Catch (20k)
The most famous Goblin from the Cabalvision documentary series "Da Jerrs Sea Wastes" has just joined the team. This is the latest publicity stunt the Koaluh Bruvers have attempted with the intension of keeping attendance high. The Goblin known only as The Sitchamakation has signed on to play for the Bro Kin Aks.
"We iz needingz da moneyz to payz dem playerz so we kan git da bestest team on da pitch. So we iz gon' git dis here goblinz Sitchamo-ashin to be at dem games," says team co-founder Kokuh Koaluh. "I don't say him iz gon' play... uh... no... him iz gon' play... him iz gon' play lotz... lotz N lotz. So... pay to get in dem games N see."
"We iz needingz da moneyz to payz dem playerz so we kan git da bestest team on da pitch. So we iz gon' git dis here goblinz Sitchamo-ashin to be at dem games," says team co-founder Kokuh Koaluh. "I don't say him iz gon' play... uh... no... him iz gon' play... him iz gon' play lotz... lotz N lotz. So... pay to get in dem games N see."
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2011-07-04
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-08-28
-
1
-
-
-
3
2012-04-05
-
-
-
-
1
5