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Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
Multiple Block
Strong Arm
Position: Blocker/Line of Scrum- Thrower/Back Field
Size: Big 'nuff!
Demeanour: Shtoopid
Guff was introduced to the Goonz alongside his Goblin care taker and companion Bongus. His blue skin makes him distiguishable from accross the pitch as he is most often seen being prodded towards the thickest of the fighting. Like most trolls, Guff is tremendously stupid, horrifically smelly, but also notoriously difficult to put down.
However in contrast to his fellow Troll Lazy, Guff has a rather unusual impulse of picking up the nearest Goblin and throwing him. What was also surprising is how he could throw them quite far! The Goonz took it upon themselves to use Guff as a living (And Hungry) catapult, allowing their players to break into the back field of the sturdier teams. Quite naturally however, this can sometimes result in collateral damage.
Regardless, Guff has proven to be an excellent addition to the team and a very cheap player to pay for. That is of course discounting the few unfortunate Goblins who get eaten by him.
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One of the more notable moments during his career was being charged at by a Norse Yhetee. Far more savage and bestial than the stupid trolls, the Goblins feared (Not that they don't do so all the time) the worst. With a mighty crack which resounded over the whole stadium, Guff managed to headbutt the Yhetee, knocking both of them down. Guff being the hard headed lunk he was, was dazed and confused but still very much alive. The Yhetee was not so fortunate...