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Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle (20k)
Guard (20k)
Position: Blocker/ Line of Scrum
Size: Big 'nuff
Demeanour: Shtoopid
Lazy was brought alongside his fellow Troll Gulp with Bongus the Goblin. Big, ugly, and smelly, he was a perfect addition to the Goonz for their second Big Guy positional. Lazy is almost exclusively seen amongst the front lines in the Goonz matches, either getting beaten on or ripping apart the opposing players.
Unlike Guff however, who has had little long term effect from the Brain Juice, Lazy has become particularly savage, which works to the Goblin's advantage as he swings his arms wildly in great arcs at the opposition. Due to the Goblin's small size, they use this their favour as they dive into the unfortunates avoiding the troll's mighty blows. Funnily enough,despite his savage on-pitch behaviour, off pitch Lazy is rather docile, who spends most of his time picking his nose and letting out the odd grumble, be it to himself or Guff.