Weeznik, or Weesnik as he is sometimes called, was "recruited" like most of the other members of the team and simply turned up for the Goonz training session. Despite being fired twice from the team after suffering hurrendous injuries, he always seems to return the following week in top shape. His reason for constantly returning to the team for an inevitable beating on pitch has brought his sanity into question and his habit of always being throttled or maimed (Or in one case killed!) by the enemy team has granted him the nickname "Unlucky Git". The Goblins of course fail to realise the fact he continues to return despite the worst injuries probably implies the exact opposite.