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[B] Big Bashin Goonz
VRRRMM
#2
Looney
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
2
G
4
Cp
0
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0
Cs
0
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Chainsaw
Secret Weapon
Stunty
VRRRRMM as he is mostly known as, is one of the first Goblins to come to the team with a weapon since Gulp's sudden removal of them back in the 2154 BB tournament. He was recruited partially due to the Goonz performance dropping to disastrous levels, and Wuarzahg felt it was time to make an exception to Gulp's rule. Fortunately for him Gulp's Brain Juiced mind was still too thick to recollect the previous events following the removal of the weapons.

Some of the other Goblins disapproved of his addition to the team and it has yet to be seen if he is to make any major impact on the Goonz track record. So far he has yet to make any serious progress and Gulp's brain seems to be returning...

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After a match against a Wood Elf team where the Goonz lost 3-0, Gulp, once more infuriated by the disastrous result put full responsibility on Vrrrm. The Goonz had been acting even more disorganised than usual lately, and in the last three matches VRRM, while expertly handling the chainsaw, simply could not cut down any of the opposition.

Vrrrm was caught off guard with the gigantic Head Coach breaking through the wall of the bathroom and snatching him up in his massive grip. Vrrrm tried to reason with Gulp saying "Dat pointy ear came outer no where and dem ladz keeps distractin me!" but that did little to save him from the massive troll's anger. Once more the Goonz locker room returned to the sound of simple grunts, bickering and screeches with the absence of the roar of the chainsaw. Since his removal, the Goonz returned to their original mediocre performance of running, cunning plans and resorting to brain juice. And they have never been happier!

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