Co-Captain.
The father of the original team zmobies.


In one his most notable feats in Blood Bowl, he ROFL-stomped One Ton O-Doom to death in the FFH Middenheim Mug. He was interviewed after Sin-Sin threw in the towel and explained, "I remembered what she did to Mewthree last game. You don't mess with mines." The zmobie squad then scooped up the remains, ate some of them, and held the rest up like a trophy as they "jogged" off the pitch.

He worked with the team necromancer to make a special One Ton O-Doom zmobie.