I am the showstopper. The headliner. The Icon. The main event.

No wife, no kids, no thanks. Why should I get married and thrill one woman when I can stay single and thrill them all? Just remember, girls, they don't call me the Heartbreak Kid for nothing.


The fans have forgiven me for the physical things that I'm not able to do anymore but I still have that passion, that fire, and they know that I still have that.

Mind games? Ha! I don't have a mind to play games with.

The Heartbreak Kid is in this business because this business needs the Heartbreak Kid.

Look! I'm a father of 2, I only know Higglytown Heroes and Dora the Explorer, you KNOW I don't know what cool is!

I promise to put on a show like you have never EVER seen before. Why?--Because I can.


Its better to be pissed off than pissed on!

If I'm going down, I'm taking everyone down with me! 'Cause I'm going out in a BLAZE OF GLORY!!!