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Decay
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Mighty Blow (20k)
Matrufus is now entering his 3373rd non-consecutive season. He has missed only 12 seasons to date, due to occasional flareups of gout. No records exist of his draft rank or date, but he claims to have played his first Tut Bowl match during the brief reign of Pharaoh Imforgottin. His enigmatic longevity is attributed to record-setting bench time.