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Did you know? Up until now, 1488550 players have died on the pitch.
Easily the slowest Saurus in history, Tcaloc simply chugs along, not caring that he can't run.
Game #46 saw his first kill: Maurizio Compagnoni XI, a rookie Skeleton from the Angry Newscasters! Smashing his huge fist through the things bones, Tcaloc shattered so many pieces that regeneration simply didn't help.