The Story Of Jacob

Jacob was a young man recruited by Lord Abel who expected great things from hims. He trained very hard and managed to get onto the first squad of the team Hungry For Bloood. ZachariasTheEverliving Vampire Lord and head coach of the team saw the potential and gave him a chance.

After two turns of him running from one side of the pitch to the other (possibly with wet pants as he never came into contact with any opposition players) he was stood in the path of the "running" mummy, Xetix.

If his pants were not wet before they certainly were now. Wet with all sticky entrails and blood his torso contained. As he gasped his final breath he saw Lord Sangre running to the endzone and his lifeforce went away.

Until Davicius the head coach of the BrainLords reanimated him. A new hope filled Jacobs undead brain. He could stil be a great BloodBowl player. He stayed as close to Nifheim the ghoulish ball carrier, as he possibly could (and being MA4 its hard work!)

It was then that Jacob got his chance. Lord dread smashed into Nifheim bouncing the ball to Jacob. With the all the grace he could muster he began to hold out his arms as the ball smacked him in the head and bounced back towards Nifheim.

Being a zombie naturally gives you very slow reactions physically. Mentally he was weeping like a guy who had just died on a bloodbowl pitch and not had his chance to be famous, then been reanimated and given the chance to catch the ball and messed it up completly.

As his hands were still moving together from the first attempt to catch the ball something amazing happened. It bounced right off Nifheims bottom straight into Jacobs closing hands!

HE CAUGHT THE BALL!!!

Xetix, the mummy that killed him must have felt sorry for Jacob and promptly knocked out Christopher who was just about ready to hit Jacob from behind. The coast was relativly clear now. he ran towards the endzpne with all his new, if somewhat smelly friends surrounding him.

He could almost taste the touchdown.

SMASH!

Lord Dread seemed magnatized to the ball and Jacobs hopes of a touchdown were dashed. He lay crumpled next to the sideline with fans from both teams booing and doubting his loyalties.

His plan for the second half remained the same, stay as close to the ball carrier as possible.
and it worked to an extent, although he didnt score himself or block or blitz anyone he was always there giving support, although to which side is still disputed to this day (see match facts at the end). In fact he hasnt blocked anyone throughout the game, yet...

With the game now tied and Hungry For Blood recieving Jacob still wanted to be as close to the ball as possible and set up on the front line right next to his origional killer Xetix. His mind, what was left of it, completly focused on Lord Abel. He was concentrating so hard on his mentor and recruitor, thinking of the best way to take him down that he didnt hear the quick snap. He didnt see Marcs fist smash into the side of his head. All he saw was the disappointment in Lord Abels eyes as his closed forever.

That was the story of Jacob.

Match Facts

Number of assists by Jacob 2 (one "helping" a ST 5 mummy and one actually really helping a blitzer vs a vamp with another assist)

Yards ran while alive - 12
Yards ran while dead - 25
Yards ran with Ball (BrainLords) - 4

Usefulness rating - Hungry For Blood - 0/1000000
Usefullnes rating Brainlords (probably) - 1/1000000
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Thankyou all for reading this, I spent at least 30-40 minutes confirming all that was written above.

ZachariasTheEverlivingCompletly