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After the Crystal Palace Princes recent victory over 7 Frogs a'Flying, lineman Count Ohnmii was drafted to the majors. The team's offical response was, "We wish him luck in his new team and are grateful for his time with the CP Princes club."
Meanwhile, rumours abound that his absence will be largely welcomed on the squad. Ohnmii shot to fame by garnering the MVP in all of the Princes' first three games. His exceptional agility catching the eye of perspective scouts. After that though, things seemed to have soured. Speaking on condition of anonymity, a fellow player said it had gone to his head and he was a prima donna. Since those games he had not scored any SPPs, for the team in 8 games, and went down "at the lightest touch". The anonymous player suggested that Ohnmii was hiding in the dugout, refusing to play. In his final game with the team, this seemed to be the case. It was even suggested the team sweetened the deal to the big league franchise to take him off their hands. Time will tell if he has what it takes at the top.
Meanwhile, star catcher Yahgohta'be Joh'King continues his impressive ways*, somehow guarded from the eyes of the scouts.
* 23% CAS/Block ratio, 1.45 TDs per game, and a whole lotta style...