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Abe Alofmygutz
#9
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
3
B
21
P
0
F
48
G
28
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
4
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
d, m
Skills
Regeneration
Block
Dirty Player
The top fouler in the league, with 11 offences in 12 games, Abe finally skilled up. Let's see what he can do with his new pair of dirty boots. Hopefully he has also learned to be a little more subtle and avoid the referee's whistle.
CFFL Top Fouler - Season 1 (26 fouls)
Died at the end of Max Spleenripper's saw after 28 games and 48 fouls.
Kind words from Mo'real Als coach Jumbo Paragon on the passing of Abe:
"OH GLORIOUS DAY!!!!! ding dong the Abe is dead, which old Abe?... the wicked son of a b***h mo**r F*** @#&*($!#%*()$%@!#%&!*^#% Abe Alofmygutz!!!
Is a teeny tiny bit sad to see a legend of the game slashed into little pieces granted... but who am I kidding?!?! I'm feeling lucky all of a sudden & am off to buy a loto ticket or two \o/
(that rat @#$(*@#%@!)(%# b****d single handedly dished out all the perms on the Als' squad... and each time the docs only made it worse... man he was one hell of a boot master)
We all have much to glean from the epic career of the zombie with a plan.
Mo'real's press release after word of the passing:
An "Abe special" is a term we've been throwing around during partices & games out of respect and admiration of the leagues top fouler. It's a boot size you can measure up to! Never having come close to such notorious precision and ruthlesness, we keep striving to aim as "low" as the all time great.
For the fan's sake, may all our fouls be as special as an "Abe special"!"
CFFL Top Fouler - Season 1 (26 fouls)
Died at the end of Max Spleenripper's saw after 28 games and 48 fouls.
Kind words from Mo'real Als coach Jumbo Paragon on the passing of Abe:
"OH GLORIOUS DAY!!!!! ding dong the Abe is dead, which old Abe?... the wicked son of a b***h mo**r F*** @#&*($!#%*()$%@!#%&!*^#% Abe Alofmygutz!!!
Is a teeny tiny bit sad to see a legend of the game slashed into little pieces granted... but who am I kidding?!?! I'm feeling lucky all of a sudden & am off to buy a loto ticket or two \o/
(that rat @#$(*@#%@!)(%# b****d single handedly dished out all the perms on the Als' squad... and each time the docs only made it worse... man he was one hell of a boot master)
We all have much to glean from the epic career of the zombie with a plan.
Mo'real's press release after word of the passing:
An "Abe special" is a term we've been throwing around during partices & games out of respect and admiration of the leagues top fouler. It's a boot size you can measure up to! Never having come close to such notorious precision and ruthlesness, we keep striving to aim as "low" as the all time great.
For the fan's sake, may all our fouls be as special as an "Abe special"!"
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2011-09-18
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-10-08
-
-
-
-
1
5
2011-12-18
-
-
-
-
1
5
2012-01-12
-
-
-
-
1
5