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With the unfortunate death of "Unlucky 13" Voire Direfate, Lanari has taken over the mantle of captain of the Red Wings with some reluctance.
As a powerful and skilled player in his own right, Lanari takes great offense at the constant comparisons between him and the former captain; so much so, in fact, that multiple references to the former captain in his presence send him into a murderous rage from which he rarely recovers for several hours.
Coaching staff have been quick to notice this, and now members of the Blood Bowl Press Corps are always invited into the locker rooms for a pre-match interview with Lanari, with the helpful tip "ask him about Voire Direfate".
Coaches and fans alike have already commented on Lanari's recent increased Casualty figures; and in unrelated news, it seems that the number of articles bashing the Red Wings in the popular Bloodbowl press has also dropped off recently.