Matreya is a big part of the teams physical and spiritual make-up, as any knowledgeable Red Wings fan can tell you. Her temper is legendary, and her other appetites only slightly less so. Her on-again-off-again relationship with every other member of the team has lead to some scandalous speculation by the more straight laced of the Blood Bowl magazines, but Matreya quite obviously doesn't give a...well, you know.

As well as working hard to ensure that the Red Wings will have a new generation of fans in the future, Matreya is particularly popular at the Red Wings Fan Appreciation days.

And if you're a survivor of a Red Wings Fan Appreciation day, there is a specially sponsored therapy programme offered for free by the Dark Elf Sporting Authority.