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Woot Elfz
Skwawk da Falkoonir
#8
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
12
B
124
P
0
F
0
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
Skills
+ST
Block
<b>Yer wanna coach orcz? Well, lissen 'ard an' lissen gud! If'n yer a grubby nasty stunty, delisjhus elf or sumfing elze az wot iz smaller az wun reglar sizet tuff-az-teef black orz, den yer gonna need ta hire yerself an' assistant coach, like yoors truly, wot helps da coach wif reelaying da speshul coaching tekknikes an' stratejy inna way wot da ladz unnerstans.
Da fing iz, sumtimes wun uv da ladz all uv a sudden sprawts teef, mussles an' harns an' iz dead 'ard an' tuffer az wot da coach an' assistant coach iz an' itz impossable ter coach propa ladz wif WAAGH-spirit if'n' dey tuffer az wot yerself iz. Yer can alwayz 'ire bigga assistant coach witsj iz da reesin fer lotz uv trollz bein' assistant coaches inna orc teem, awlthoo da dawnsite iz da yer hafta watsj afta all uv da assistant coaches an' trollz iz rite propa 'ard werk ta 'ave around. Wot yoors trooly figgerz iz dat wen wun uv da ladz iz dead tuff yer jest leaf 'im alone an' maybe yer tell da git dat naw 'ez da boss-coach an' dat 'ez naw runnin' da teem, cawse if'n 'ez dead tuff da lad izn't inna need uv mor trainin' anywayz an' yer presjus tame iz betta spent wif mor important matta sutsj az coachin' da uvver uns an' 'idin oonlez yer wishin' fer yer teef ta get bashed in!</b>
<i>Excerpt from 'Da Big Book uv Coachin' by Assistant Coach Gorbad, Chapta IIIIIIII - Coachin' Black Orcz. ISBN Numba: Pendin' (as uv yet unpablished)</i>
Da fing iz, sumtimes wun uv da ladz all uv a sudden sprawts teef, mussles an' harns an' iz dead 'ard an' tuffer az wot da coach an' assistant coach iz an' itz impossable ter coach propa ladz wif WAAGH-spirit if'n' dey tuffer az wot yerself iz. Yer can alwayz 'ire bigga assistant coach witsj iz da reesin fer lotz uv trollz bein' assistant coaches inna orc teem, awlthoo da dawnsite iz da yer hafta watsj afta all uv da assistant coaches an' trollz iz rite propa 'ard werk ta 'ave around. Wot yoors trooly figgerz iz dat wen wun uv da ladz iz dead tuff yer jest leaf 'im alone an' maybe yer tell da git dat naw 'ez da boss-coach an' dat 'ez naw runnin' da teem, cawse if'n 'ez dead tuff da lad izn't inna need uv mor trainin' anywayz an' yer presjus tame iz betta spent wif mor important matta sutsj az coachin' da uvver uns an' 'idin oonlez yer wishin' fer yer teef ta get bashed in!</b>
<i>Excerpt from 'Da Big Book uv Coachin' by Assistant Coach Gorbad, Chapta IIIIIIII - Coachin' Black Orcz. ISBN Numba: Pendin' (as uv yet unpablished)</i>
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2011-10-12
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-
-
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1
5
2011-10-19
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1
-
-
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3
2011-11-01
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-
-
1
-
2
2011-11-15
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1
-
2
2011-11-15
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-
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-
1
5
2012-03-06
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1
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2