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Stan is your average, American 4th grader living in a pretty f*cked up town. When crazy things happen in South Park, he and Kyle often provide the voice of reason and help to fix the problem.
He briefly was the head of Scientology, the coach of a Pee Wee hockey squad, and is great pals with the Super Best Friends.
Stan has a sister named Shelly, a gay dog named "Sparky", and was crazy in love with Wendy Testaburger". They broke up for a while but have since patched things up.
Although he may seem like a normal 4th grader, Stan doubles as the superhero "Toolshed", a lead member of Coon and Friends.