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You are 100% correct that Mortimer Fisk has the Right Stuff flowing through his veins. He is the Old World's greatest inventor of Goblin technology. Remember the Rock Lobstrosity? That was him. Remember Chocolate covered skink toes? Him too. Remember the Squigmaster 5000? Yep. Mortimer. He is also the greatest Goblin business man ever. EVER. He once sold the Middenheim Bridge to a Bretonnian nobleman. He is also the greatest Goblin general. He almost won three seperate battles. THREE! The next best Goblin general only ever almost won two. He is fabulously wealthy, internationally famous and general the envy of everyone. Everywhere. Period. End of story.
Jealousy. That's why he ended in the Oubliette. They were all jealous of him. When you are that successful and rich and with as much sex-appeal as Mortimer it is only natural that you have enemies. People who want to bring you down. So Mortimer has been framed. But he has the number one team of Goblin lawyers working to get him freed. It was them who got him the spot as manager of the Chain Gang. That is right MANAGER.
What's that your saying? Mortimer can't hear you over the sound of how